Your mom's a server

Dear diary,

These people I work with annoy me. They're always calling me about their stupid problems. Wah wah wah, the server's not working, wah, my computer crashed, wah, I can't burn this CD. Why do they keep telling me this? Oh yeah, because it's my job.

They're so dumb. One girl kept telling me the server was down, and I told her it was her fault, but she didn't laugh. So I told her to move so I could show her how she was wrong, and then I asked her why she has so many pens on her desk. She didn't answer. She got really mad when I told her that I didn't believe that the server was down. I mean, yeah, the server was down, but she didn't have to be so mean about it when she told me. God. What a bitch.

Instead of rebooting the server, I just went and sat in my office and drank coffee. When they asked me about the server again, I said that I didn't do anything about it, but in that joking way to make them think that I did. But I didn't. I am so funny.

You're WELCOME,
The Company Computer Guy